beyoncebeytwice:

when attractive people compliment me on things i get suspicious because remember when regina george complimented that one girl on her skirt

afrogay:

worldfamousprofessor:

look down your shirt and spell attic

a titty i see

just one

i only see one

where did my other boob go 

lameborghini:

my spidey sense is tellin me that ur a little bitch

The sad moment when you realize how alone you actually are. No one ever messages you first or texts you first or anything. So it gets to the point where you don’t want to put in the effort with people who don’t put in any effort for you, so you end up spending your life at home, never going anywhere.

andrewhussiesbosom:

BITCH I’LL FUCKING CUT YOU a slice of cake because youre a cutie and deserve really sweet things and do you need anything else? no? [smooches your face bc youre really cute]

a detailed list of people who have a crush on me:

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carlyreajepson:

sofalcondone:

I’m naked what’s up

definitely not anyone’s dick

malijuanastyles:

I was sitting next to my crush last period and I started smiling in the middle of our quiz so he tapped me and whispered “hahah what’s so funny” and I said “ha nothin” but really I was thinkin about bouncin on his dick

vampirequeen:

do u ever have those days where it feels like everybody has decided to ignore u at the same time and its like that one episode of spongebob where everybody left bikini bottom to get away from spongebob and ur spongebob

yugoslavic:

i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog